What money can buy

According to that august organ The Times, Chelsea’s first-team coaches will be running footie courses at Forte Village, Sardinia this coming summer. The courses are open to ages 4-13 year-olds and priced at a reasonable enough £190 a week. The catch? A week's accomodation at the resort starts – that’s STARTS!!! – at a jaw dropping £1,340 per adult.

At this point I’d normally drop in a crass plug for our house, but sadly it’s three or four hours away by car.

Still why not...

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